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Democrats get credit for money coming into the state, but I do a lot of heavy lifting. ”
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ”
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. ”
There's a book called 'The Shack' - it had a lot to do with me coming full circle, meeting my birth mother. Awhile back, my birth mom and my adopted mom came to my show together, and it was pretty surreal. ”
I left home when I was 13. When I was 15, I was living in a youth hostel, and I was the 167-pound amateur wrestling champion. ”
When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did. ”
I've got Ferraris coming out me bum. ”
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. ”
I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home. ”
For many people, I was a phase, a part of the period of growing up. People ask me why I connected. It was presumptuous of me to say, but I'm Everyman. The difference is I put my thoughts into words. ”