Quotes about "Retirement & Later Life"

It's embarrassing that we're in the 21st century and we don't even know what makes gravity work. I'm getting older and thinking maybe I should tackle more than the mundane. I may fail, but at least I will have tried. ”

I spent much of my life dying for somebody to help me even file for a patent or make a prototype. I understand that. ”

I'm going to be on the road for the rest of my life. ”

I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then one day, this woman sits down next to me on a bus, and says, 'You're lactose-intolerant.' It all cleared up in three days. That changed my life. Doctors couldn't figure it out. ”

I ain't a Communist necessarily, but I been in the red all my life. ”

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow. ”

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ”

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ”

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. ”

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. ”