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I am no longer fearful or uncomfortable about showing myself. And I realized I shouldn't get ahead of myself and lock myself in fear and worry even before something happens. I think these thoughts are what make me realize that I am maturing, going from my 20s to a full-fledged adult. ”
My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field. ”
I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been out of football for over 10 years, and out of baseball for a little over six years and I don't go to games. ”
Don't sell yourself short because without that you can't go far in life because after sports the only thing you know is sports and you can't do anything else with that. ”
I was alone for five years. Having a love is a gigantic bonus in life, but I wasn't unhappy when I was single, either. ”
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience. ”
I really don't like to tweet or Instagram anything about the people in my life just because I feel like I signed up for this, and I don't even know what this is yet. I do know that it could go anywhere, and I really don't want to sign other people in my life up for it without their permission or consent. ”
Life, to me, doesn't feel like a straightforward story; it doesn't make sense for me to get up there and just tell a story. Life feels like what my show feels like: chaotic and strange and disconnected. ”
Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes. ”
It feels like we're always juggling many pieces of information at once or trying out many personas at once. It makes life slightly nonlinear. ”