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When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. ”
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. ”
I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. ”
An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings. ”
My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. ”
My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. ”
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. ”
Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time. ”
Life is very, very simple and easy to understand, but we complicate it with the beliefs and ideas that we create. ”
Whatever you perceive, you always make a story with yourself as the main character, and that dictates your life. Then when you read 'The Four Agreements', you hear another voice beneath the story, the voice that comes from your integrity, your spirit. ”