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Life is just one damned thing after another. ”
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ”
The happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it. ”
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. ”
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life. ”
The first run in a four-man sled was one of the most nerve-wracking I've had in my life. ”
You could have the best run of your life and lose a race because somebody has a better day. Or you could have the worst run and win. ”
I made driving mistakes in Sochi that cost me gold, and I'll torture myself for the rest of my life about that! ”
When you do your part, life just unfolds in ways that are so much better than you would have dreamed up on your own. ”
These performers that go on about their technique and craft - oh, puleeze! How boring! I don't know what 'technique' means. But I do know what experience is. ”