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That's what happens when they give guys like me a television show: you try and get toys and Garbage Pail Kids! ”
The way I'm raising my kids is so different than the way I was raised. ”
My rap name as a kid was Big Tasty. ”
In our house, there was a lot of yelling. It was everyone walking in on each other and very few boundaries. ”
There was kind of a no-nonsense parenting style that my parents had that was true of the time. Everything now... there are books, and there are websites, and there are blogs, and you're reading, and there's research. We're such an interconnected world now, and half the stuff they did was pretty terrible, but we somehow turned out fine. ”
If I called my kids a moron, I think it would traumatize them. I don't think they even know what the word is. ”
For me, every show that's about teachers - and there's been a number of them - they're like misfits who hate the kids and don't want to be there and hate their jobs. For me, having crazy parents, my teachers were the sane people who raised me, and they liked being there. ”
Do I think technology is bad? No. I think it's wonderful that the world is so connected now. But I think, as a result, childhood ends a little earlier. ”
My dad would always get into fights over parking spaces. He would do this all the time. ”
Anyone who grew up with me knows that Queen is my favorite band of all time. ”