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I'm around the stadium all the time watching film, just trying to learn as much as I can. ”
It's fun to see a lot of the crowd become embarrassed. You're kind of watching them almost wanting to not watch the screen, but they have to because it's so compelling! ”
I've always been weird, and into weird stuff that has a hard time finding mainstream success. ”
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot. ”
I can let people take advantage of me at times. ”
Wayne's World' is one of the best movies of all time. ”
I've always loved burritos, and I've always loved breakfast, and when I learned that some smart person had combined the two, it was a real sun-peeking-through-the-clouds moment. ”
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat. ”
I might be more fluent in Swedish than I am in Spanish. My wife speaks it to our kids, and they're fluent so I hear it all the time, so I've got that under my belt. ”
In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day. ”