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I am amused when somebody tries to illustrate the first email using a modern keyboard and a finger reaching for the '2' key. Wrong key! The @ was on the 'P' key. ”
I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music. ”
The martial arts that I got into was because of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, because of all of the animal styles at the time. It was around about the time when Jackie was doing 'Drunken Master,' and, like, Snake versus this and that. ”
The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense. ”
When I discovered drama, I felt a connection. ”
If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. ”
The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance - the idea that anything is possible. ”
I find it amusing that I'm on the Internet now, because I've criticized it, but mainly I've criticized it on the basis of, 'What are you going to do with it?' ”
The Internet is a big distraction. ”
Electronic books are junk. ”