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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. ”
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. ”
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. ”
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. ”
There is little for the great part of the history of the world except the bitter tears of pity and the hot tears of wrath. ”
America is not anything if it consists of each of us. It is something only if it consists of all of us. ”
If you think too much about being re-elected, it is very difficult to be worth re-electing. ”
By 'radical,' I understand one who goes too far; by 'conservative', one who does not go far enough; by 'reactionary', one who won't go at all. ”
Neutrality is a negative word. It does not express what America ought to feel. We are not trying to keep out of trouble; we are trying to preserve the foundations on which peace may be rebuilt. ”
He is not a true man of the world who knows only the present fashions of it. ”