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I get depressed at airports. ”
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. ”
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. ”
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. ”
I'm a fake intellectual. ”
I have been in teen shows for years, so doing that stuff - kissing - is kind of commonplace and not a big deal. It was way more cool just because it was Meg Ryan. ”
It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no? ”
I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste. ”
Each of the bracelets I wear is from a long trip I've taken. One is from Nicaragua. One is from Nepal. One is from Guatemala. One is from Laos. They don't come off. I walk into a lot of very high-level boardrooms now, and I present to distinguished conferences, but these bracelets remind me of the places I've been and the people I've met. ”
Once you lose your parents, you get this numbness, this feeling of having to really be able to connect yourself with someone. I depended on my brothers for that connection, but to have that feeling of being taken care of... I lost it when my parents passed away. ”