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I don't mind being, in the public context, referred to as the inventor of the World Wide Web. What I like is that image to be separate from private life, because celebrity damages private life. ”
A big part of fixing AOL is getting AOL to believe in itself. ”
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church. ”
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. ”
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. ”
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. ”
You don't see a lot of super-high-end hotels being built in Houston because it's so expensive to build, unless you're in New York and can charge $1,000 a night. ”
The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked. ”
I do like not knowing where I'm going, wandering in strange woods, whistling and following bread crumbs. ”
I find myself apologising for not being a proper actor. I never intended to be involved in the film industry and still do feel that, with the exception of a couple of brief skirmishes with the film industry. ”