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I'm really happy when I'm actively creating things. When I'm frustrated and not excited, it's because I haven't written anything in a month or so. ”
Vancouver just feels comfortable to me. ”
I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller. ”
Standup is essentially part of your personality with the volume turned up. ”
I think I'm a decent person. ”
I'm not the nicest guy on stage. ”
You should make travel as comfortable as possible. ”
I don't like big events and crowded areas. I'm almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I've been like that forever. ”
I could see myself being on a TV show, but I think touring is something I'll always do. ”
I'll never be a TV writer. ”