Quotes about "Mindfulness & Presence"

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. ”

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. ”

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ”

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. ”

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife. ”

I've always been busy, but I wasn't always successful. ”

Without a dog, I would have tassels on my throw pillows instead of little stubs of yarn that look like small worms. The pillows seem to function just fine without the tassels, so perhaps it isn't a problem. ”

My body believes a famine is imminent and has begun stocking up on provisions. These supplies are being stored around my waistline. I've tried explaining to my stomach that this is entirely unnecessary: I've never once, not even when I was in college and more broke than the E.U., done any actual starving. ”

Even if you've gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the sense that you're a good dancer. ”

Without a dog, you'll be without at least one creature who thinks you are the smartest, most decent and heroic human being on the planet. ”