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It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder. ”
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously. ”
Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do? ”
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up. ”
I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker. ”
There's nothing sexy about Orange County. ”
My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being extremely subtle and over-the-top all at the same time, and that's a hard thing to do. I admire that. ”
I loved doing sitcoms. ”
I had a director who told me a story about a fan who had commented on how nice it was to see her sister laughing and how happy the show made her. I like to make people happy and make them laugh. ”
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. ”