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In real life, a relationship takes a long time. Either somebody is involved with somebody else, and that's ending, or somebody's hung up on an ex, or your job isn't going right, and so you're focused more on that than relationships. It just takes a lot for two people to get together. ”
If I'm not emotionally stable, should I put myself in a relationship? Because wouldn't that mean that I'm just using it as a distraction from my problems? ”
Me and my comedy writer friends talk a lot about how we love 'Die Hard,' but we'll never be able to write 'Die Hard.' ”
I am so appreciative I have been able to continue not only doing something I love, but working on movies I've loved. ”
I think most marriages, mine included, you're constantly tending the garden, constantly working at it. ”
I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that. ”
Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life. ”
I used to love, love Steve Martin. I still do... I would get these albums, and I would just listen to them all the time. I would stand in my room and pretend that I was delivering his comedy routine... And I don't know if that planted any kind of seed, but I wasn't raised going to the theatre. ”
I still love 'All Right Now,' strangely enough. But then that's probably because I didn't play it for some twenty years. ”
A lot of those early blues records and soul records were pretty much live. It was what it was, and they had goofs and mistakes, but it still kept its charm. We have to remember to keep the feel. It's so important. ”