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I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. ”
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. ”
White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. ”
I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that. ”
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not. ”
In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. ”
I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. ”
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. ”
I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. ”
They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me. ”