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My own dealings with the RSS and allied organisations have been extremely positive and a pleasant experience. ”
Ray Santos is one of my personal heroes. I model my life on people like him. ”
It was very interesting for me because DNA made music without much technical knowledge at all. ”
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. ”
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. ”
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. ”
When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through. ”
We can come to look upon the deaths of our enemies with as much regret as we feel for those of our friends, namely, when we miss their existence as witnesses to our success. ”
The more unintelligent a man is, the less mysterious existence seems to him. ”
It is only a man's own fundamental thoughts that have truth and life in them. For it is these that he really and completely understands. To read the thoughts of others is like taking the remains of someone else's meal, like putting on the discarded clothes of a stranger. ”