Quotes about "Humor & Comedy"

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. ”

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. ”

There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away from what's real, what's important. And the real stuff is what's funny. ”

My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers. ”

There's a lot more to me than just funny. ”

It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it? ”

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama. ”

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy. ”

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus. ”

I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address. ”