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Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content. ”
Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But the problem with satire is that it's so easily misinterpreted. ”
There is no place for a person like me in a world that only takes itself seriously. Satire is so necessary but fairly ineffective. ”
I try to be an ethical, moral person and a nice person, and I like to have that reflected in my comedy. I'm not a mean comedian, and I don't think that my comedy is mean. I think that for the most part, it's more focused on the diversity that we all handle and try to provide a distraction from the disaster of modern living. ”
It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway. ”
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. ”
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. ”
I don't really know how to act that much. I'm quite good at comedy, but it's mostly acting naturally. ”
Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care. I just do comedy. ”
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. ”