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I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters. ”
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. ”
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. ”
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live. ”
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius. ”
Being ill-prepared and unequipped to deal with life's inevitable challenges leaves us vulnerable to the dangerous effects of stress. ”
Many of life's problems and sorrows are inevitable, but feeling sorry for yourself is a choice. ”
I think human beings are funny, tricky things. ”
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. ”
I was trying to be a clinical psychologist for years. But I kept getting stuck in comedy. ”