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There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. ”
I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. ”
That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved. ”
Your success is in your point of view. It's your life that you're talking about; it's your observations. That's the best lesson that I ever had. ”
No disrespect to Sweden: I didn't think of them as the comedy universe. ”
Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee. ”
When I'm not thrilled, I get funny. ”
Parental Guidance' combines comedy and pathos in the best way. ”
Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy. ”
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. ”