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For as long as I can remember, I've had John Michael Higgins in my brain in the funny department. ”
I would never say no to comedy. ”
You're gonna lose looks when it comes with age, but if you have that sense of humor, it will always keep things great in a relationship. ”
I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. ”
I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought it was weird when guys like myself or Patton Oswalt or Dana Gould, these older guys, were called 'alternative' comedy. ”
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me. ”
I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. ”
I don't like swearing on the air. As a matter of fact, I'm not a prude, but... I watch HBO and some of the comedy stuff, and I'm constantly asking myself, 'Why have we gone there?' It seems like it's unfortunate. It's so cheap. It's so easy. ”
I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say. ”
The funny thing is, I sometimes get the impression that some people outside of the field think that there's some element of security that we have in working on a theory that hasn't made any predictions that can be proven false. In a sense, we're working on something unfalsifiable. ”