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Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things. ”
As far as comedy goes, I'm endlessly inspired by Jo Firestone. ”
I have no desire to get on a soapbox or be preachy. I don't think comedy needs to be 'brave' or 'important.' ”
The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the most well organized or cared for place in the world. ”
I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room. ”
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons. ”
Fame is a funny thing. I like doing normal things. I like going to fairs. I like going to ball games. I like going to Disney World or a big field on the Fourth of July and having picnics with friends. The problem is you're either worried you're going to be recognized, or you're thankful you're not. It's always there. ”
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. ”
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. ”
If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin. ”