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I just am a snob when it comes to humor. ”
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. ”
A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways. ”
Life's too short not to try different things and to see what works for you and your body. ”
My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan. ”
It's funny; I'm in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I don't fish, I don't hunt, I'm not that into sports. I can't fix a car. I think it's my point of view and the way I see the world. ”
I think, in our darkest moments, you have to find the humor, and you have to find the lightness. ”
I remember 'The Cosby Show,' but that was something completely different. Comedy. There was a lightness to it and a sort of unrealistic perfection. ”
It's funny because from the time I was a kid, I knew what I was going to do. What's even funnier is that my dad and my grandfather didn't want me to work at the pawn shop, but I was deadset on it. ”
As an entertainer, a comedy guy, whatever, you're never gonna be truly 100-percent happy with anything. ”