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Hyperinflation can take virtually your entire life's savings, without the government having to bother raising the official tax rate at all. ”
And wit's the noblest frailty of the mind. ”
I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny. ”
Paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right: you can never have too much. ”
Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities. ”
T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy. ”
I wasn't necessarily always funny, I don't know if I necessarily am - some would argue not - but I was definitely, always been a strange one. Definitely always an odd duck. ”
I'm definitely not frowning on improv; I mean, I've been doing it for years. I just think that there's some styles of comedy that warrant a tighter pace. ”
I'm not joking - it's a top-three dream of mine to be on a comedy on HBO and to have it directed by Mike Judge and Alec Berg, and then on top of that, have it be with friends, two of them I've known for 10 years. ”
Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny, trust me!' And the world collectively goes, 'Yeah, you and everybody else.' ”