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The Russian male audience, they loved 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door,' and they like my comedies, but the Russian male audience is action, action, action. ”
My mother was a very, very funny, outrageous, outspoken person, and she never edited me. Her whole thing in my life was if anybody had a problem with me, tell them to go to hell. ”
I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything like that. They started it, then they handed it off to other comics. ”
I've toured around the world. I've worked with men, women. I feel like I've been unusually lucky to have supportive friends around me, and I feel tremendously supportive about my peers. I can't wait to brag about how funny my friends are. ”
It attracts all types. But I definitely call the comedy world the land of misfit toys. Looking around the room at my friends, that's what I see. ”
I want people to talk about my comedy, about cancer, about body issues, about scars, because cancer, it's a big deal, but scars are not a big deal. My skin healed. Relax, you know? That's all it is. ”
Luckily, I'm not a gambler or a drinker or - you know, I get my fix of comedy. ”
Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued. ”
The funny response to 'One Mississippi' continues to be that people don't know what is true and what's fiction. ”
In person, my father is so friendly, so considerate, so funny, and so real. I have admired my father all of my life, and I love him with all my heart. ”