Quotes about "Humor & Comedy"

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. ”

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. ”

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. ”

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. ”

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. ”

My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for the call. For some reason, though, the phone hasn't rung. ”

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. ”

I feel like I've always had a sordid sense of humor, and it's only gotten more twisted as I've gotten older. ”

Life's too short. Too short to hate. ”

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen. ”