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I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? ”
You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around. ”
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. ”
I love working with smart-funny people. ”
There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. ”
I've done about six comedies. Oddly enough, the script came to me from one of the guys in Platoon. ”
I think any decent comedy worth its salt has to have heart, otherwise it's just a bunch of jokes. I think people enjoy comedies that have a heart and soul to them. ”
Chris Guest is the godfather of improvisational comedy. ”
There's a funny line between feeling objectified and feeling supported and it's a very odd one. ”
I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. ”