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I haven't had a lot of comedy come my way as a performer. ”
It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want. ”
Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night. ”
I'm a creature of adaptation. I take advantage of the second and the moment. My comedy breathes; it's not really that predictable. I do have a linear style, but other than that, there's a lot of abstract. I just go off on what I'm thinking. I'm not that topical. I like to talk about me and my experiences. ”
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. ”
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. ”
I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world. ”
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. ”
I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. ”
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ”