Quotes about "Humor & Comedy"

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. ”

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. ”

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. ”

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. ”

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. ”

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. ”

Because I was a television writer for many years, I write very conversationally. I put things straight, and with a lot of humor. ”

A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick walls. I find most sitcoms embarrassing, too, because they seem so forced. ”

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them. ”

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me. ”