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I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! ”
An old-codger comedy - that's what I want to do. ”
All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up. ”
It is true that in quantum theory we cannot rely on strict causality. But by repeating the experiments many times, we can finally derive from the observations statistical distributions, and by repeating such series of experiments, we can arrive at objective statements concerning these distributions. ”
People love to throw stones at me, and I get it. It's fun to make fun of me, because I put myself out there. I'm a large personality, and I got the funny bone; I voice my opinion, and then people get upset. ”
I've always been told I was funny. ”
I'm a quick wit, straight to the point, no nonsense. ”
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain. ”
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. ”
While I started out with a vague understanding that diversity would be important, my own observations have led me to realize that achieving greater levels of diversity is in fact vital to our long-term success. ”