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One of the great things about the 'Iron Man' franchise is that they employ fascinating actors who don't necessarily do action movies. Before 'Iron Man' you didn't associate Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow with those kinds of films. There's an emphasis on repartee and wit. ”
I want to go out with my friends and have a laugh. It's funny: you always attract men when you don't want them - you'll go out, and they'll want your number, while you're left thinking, 'Where were you when I wanted a boyfriend?' ”
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ”
It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. ”
I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really. ”
Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments. ”
Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. ”
I'm a big fan of comedy music. ”
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. ”
In stand-up, there's that idea that comedy comes from a dark place, but it's not a rule. ”