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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. ”
Violence is not funny. ”
I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie. ”
I'm not funny ha-ha, but I look for real humour in just about everything I've ever played. ”
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. ”
To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task. ”
A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. ”
Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond. ”
I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. ”
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing. ”