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Purple has always been my favorite color... but purple, when I was a little kid, was a color that boys weren't really allowed to wear. That's what all the kids at school told me. I filled my wardrobe with as much purple as I could possibly find, because who cares? Life's too short to dress by other people's rules. ”
I'm not one to sit here and judge here. But I think it's funny that the people that condemn the adult industry the most are the ones consuming the product the most. ”
I love a lot of comedy movies. I think I fell in love with comedy when I was younger. My brother and I would always sit down and watch some of the classics. 'Bottle Rocket' is one of my favorite comedies. ”
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. ”
I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. ”
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. ”
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. ”
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ”
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ”
I've had to deal with my tragedies, and how you cope with them is what life's all about. You can choose to let them consume you or choose not to. ”