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Chris Rock is a very funny man. ”
You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself. ”
TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a sidekick, has to be a little deeper then that. You have to feel like there's nothing either character won't do. That someone really, really has their back. ”
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy, I could have played a geek just as well. ”
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? ”
Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it. ”
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. ”
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. ”
We were trained to live by our wits, in any circumstance. ”
You need to be silly to be funny. ”