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All of my family members have had moments where they're upset with me because I'll cavalierly write a story just to be funny. ”
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. ”
I remember running down the hallway screaming 'We're Not Gonna Take It.' It was really one of those childhood anthems that really stirred you up and made you want to rebel. ”
Watching Eagles games with my dad, whether at the vet or in our house, was a big part of my childhood. ”
It's very complicated to literally put your family on TV. ”
For me, 'The Goldbergs' was about surviving a crazy family - and believe me, the show is a sanitized version! ”
If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts. ”
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. ”
My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it. ”
I get messages from 21-year old white dudes who have just gotten out of an expensive college and say 'Hey can I pick your brain?' and I have nothing to say to them because A. They already have all the advantages and B. My advice would be the same as anyone else: Go do open mics. ”