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If you chase a girl, the girl won't like you. Do your job simply, the girl will chase you. ”
Social entrepreneurship is like a butterfly, sucking honey from a flower, but the flower won't die. They're helping the flower to make pollination. ”
Far as the government's reform agenda is concerned, a series of measures have been enacted which should increase the supply potential of the economy. ”
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. ”
Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world. ”
When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the world.' Among comedians, only Freddie Starr is not embarrassed and slightly appalled by this remark. ”
If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s. ”
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness. ”
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head. ”
It's hard to be good at anything. If you're passionate, the chances are that you will find a job that will make you happy. ”