Quotes about "Contemporary Issues"

Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. ”

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. ”

There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. ”

The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too. ”

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. ”

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. ”

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. ”

I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. ”

People who find that they have a lot of drama in their relationships need to allow themselves to get 'bored'. At first, it will feel excruciating, and they may find themselves confronting a very real fear underneath all that drama: being truly close and therefore vulnerable to another human being. ”

I think of masculine and feminine energy like two sides to a battery. There's a plus side and a minus side, and in order to make something turn on, you need to have opposites touching. It's the same in relationships. ”