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My ranch William S. Hart Park is for the benefit of the American Public of every race and creed. ”

For while the threat of nuclear holocaust has been significantly reduced, the world remains a very unsettled and dangerous place. ”

Terrorism is escalating to the point that Americans soon may have to choose between civil liberties and more intrusive means of protection. ”

An addict never stops growing. Stupider. ”

Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered. ”

Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose, and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war. ”

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military. ”

Changes... can only be effected by alterations in the original. The only thing not prerecorded in a prerecorded universe are the prerecordings themselves. The copies can only repeat themselves word for word. A virus is a copy. You can pretty it up, cut it up, scramble it - it will reassemble in the same form. ”

The world wasn't a more tolerant place when I was a young man. Rather, they simply sidestepped all the issues. ”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' ”