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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony. ”

Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there are certain things that might not be the greatest thing on my resume. But I don't sit back and go, 'Gosh, I wish I didn't do that.' It's all part of the growth of a career, whether you're an entertainer or a librarian. ”

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something. ”

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. ”

I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. ”

Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? ”

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. ”

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it. ”

I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15. ”

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. ”