All Quotes

You're not allowed to write about me if you haven't seen 'The Shawshank Redemption.' See it and then get back to me. ”

I don't like to just talk about nothing, or less than nothing. If it's something interesting, I'm fine with it, but, 'Hey, Zack, how is your day?' People ask that, and somebody actually tells them what happened in their day? I don't have any real interest in that. ”

I feel like, in general, lefties hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers better than right-handers hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers. ”

To talk to people, I have to spend energy talking to them. If I expend my energy on talking to people and making friends, it takes away from the energy I could focus on getting ready to pitch. ”

I don't mind people looking at me. That's never bothered me. I don't want them looking at me in my house; now that would bother me. ”

I've only kept one award in my whole life, and it's the coolest thing ever. Mizuno gave me a samurai sword for winning the Cy Young. It's awesome. ”

In Kansas City, most of the time, if we'd have made it to the playoffs, we would have been happy. But our team wasn't that good. ”

If I lie, I forget what I said the first time. I won't remember the lie. I don't know how people do it. ”

It's not easy to play 162 games and be focused the whole time. It takes a lot out of you. ”

There definitely will be flying cars, but whether there'll be flying cars for most people to use, it'll probably take a long time to straighten everything out, all the rules and hassles. It'll take a while to figure out how to keep people from crashing into each other. ”