All Quotes

History is mostly guessing; the rest is prejudice. ”

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. ”

Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory. ”

There is nothing in socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure. ”

Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions. ”

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority. ”

The ego is willing but the machine cannot go on. It's the last thing a man will admit, that his mind ages. ”

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ”

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ”

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled. ”