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I hope that, when I leave this planet, I will have touched a few people in a positive way. That's really what I hope I am remembered for the most. ”

I think that, just in general, my number one priority is to just go out of your way to stay yourself and put yourself out there in a positive way. It's so easy, and you can connect with a lot of your friends. ”

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ”

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. ”

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ”

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. ”

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. ”

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' ”

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' ”

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ”