All Quotes

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous. ”

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining. ”

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful. ”

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane. ”

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy. ”

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. ”

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun. ”

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. ”

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. ”

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ”