George Ade

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. ”

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. ”

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. ”

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. ”

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. ”

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking. ”

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. ”

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. ”