Fulton J. Sheen

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals. ”

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings. ”

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. ”

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love? ”

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded. ”

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it. ”

I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. ”

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. ”