Frank Dane

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet. ”

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. ”

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins. ”

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. ”

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. ”

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. ”

The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.' ”

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow. ”