Evan Sayet

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green. ”

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed. ”

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school. ”

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House. ”

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray. ”

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.' ”

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions. ”

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.' ”