Elsa Maxwell

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. ”

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. ”

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. ”

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. ”

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life. ”

Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished. ”