Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. ”

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance. ”

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. ”

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. ”

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. ”

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. ”

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. ”

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. ”